(via monkeyhoohaa)
(via monkeyhoohaa)
Maya Hayes: What’s a threesome?
Will Hayes: It’s a game, that adults play sometimes… When they’re bored.
Maya Hayes: …Whatever.
Maya Hayes: Dad!
Maya Hayes: Thanks for telling me the story.
Will Hayes: You’re welcome. I didn’t tell you the happy ending.
Maya Hayes: What is it?
Will Hayes: You.
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